{Chocolate Vampire}

This is what happens when you give an almost 2-year-old boy a Tagalong Girl Scout cookie and he holds it in his mouth too long. Attractive, isn't it? I think he's onto something here. Enough of this bloody vampire stuff that's so popular right now. Chocolate is the way to go! I'd grow fangs if it meant I could drink chocolate all day . . . wouldn't you?

Aside from his shiner, red marker spots, and overall messiness, he's a rather handsome vampire.

Eat your heart out, Edward.